[Open to a shot of Iris - a gentle, idyllic village, burbling brook and happy villagers. High level camera slowly starts panning across the village.]

[Sudden cut to dark room - two people, an older man and an older woman. They smile, and wave.]

Announcer [voiceover]: These are Jalanda's parents.

[Sudden cut back to the village. Pan slowly down, approaching a pair of old, weathered smooth spherical stones, about 6 feet high.]

Announcer [v/o]: These are Jalanda's parents on evil manipulative Gaia magic.

[Fade to white.]

Announcer [v/o]: Any questions?

CAPTION, overlay in black: 'Brought to you by the Summit of Nations. Provided we can stop Erellisae from glomping them.'